Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Shrieking Eels

Jared is in his room, throwing a huge tantrum. He would NOT cooperate at the doctor for his well child check-up. Wouldn't do the eye test, freaked out about the hearing test, turned into a wild animal when she tried to listen to his heart. It wasn't a good visit. At. All. And I am currently too impatient and whale-like to fight the battle.

So, like the good (er, bad?) mother I am, I tried to bribe him with McDonalds, if he would just cooperate. No dice.

As we drove past McDonalds without stopping on the way home, he started screaming and kicking and completely falling apart. I think I may have suffered permanent hearing loss. May have lost a few more brain cells. Definitely running low on patience.

And this is what I was thinking about the whole way home:


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1 comment:

  1. Check out my link of when we called Brian one of the screeching eels! Now granted he was a baby and was usually hungry and wanted to eat, but we found it appropriate!

    http://texasthomas.blogspot.com/2007/01/screeching-eels.html

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